silver moons and paper trees

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You are LOST

When we first met, I thought you were just a show about castaways on an island. But then you brought in panda bears, and time travel, and alternate realities. What is going on with you? I can’t sleep at night because of your overly elaborate plot lines and interwoven character connections, they’re too confusing. I’m sorry, I know that we’re almost at the end of our relationship here, but I can’t take it anymore, I’m ending this now. I’ll just look up the ending online at the end of the series.

(I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it. I still love you. Just tell me what’s going on. I need to know what the hell this island is about, I can’t take it anymore.)

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Gaby